My Balls – (Your Favorite Martian Music Video)

0 My Balls   (Your Favorite Martian music video)DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/SeeMyBalls

Lyrics by Ray Johnson

Beat by Mixscape

***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.

Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It’s been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
‘Cause there’s something in my pants that’ll win you back.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you’d never call,
But girl, you ain’t seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
(repeat)

My balls are so awesome. Don’t get me started.
They’re so big. How big are they?
They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious.
It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers.
They’re so big. I can’t hold ‘em back.
Even Cartman’s like, man those are fat.
They’re so big. They’re run over your feet.
That’s why when they back up you hear a beep beep.

And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at ‘em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see ‘em on the street they’ll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I’m guessing soon you’ll be hoping I’m back,
‘Cause my balls are so big they’ve got an opening act.

You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
(repeat)

My balls are so epic, and I ain’t boastin’,
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun’s right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
‘Cause these things are where it’s happenin’,
and when I whip ‘em out you’ll take me back again.
Should I compare ‘em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I’m on the chorus.

I got what you need.
And you’d said you’d never call,
But girl you ain’t seen these balls.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you’d never call,
But girl, you ain’t seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you’d be back.
You must’ve forgot.
You must’ve had Ballzheimer’s.

Duration : 0:3:13


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25 Responses to “My Balls – (Your Favorite Martian Music Video)”

  1. TheGearOfWar303 says:

    @deidara0430 Haha, …
    @deidara0430 Haha, yeah feel the same way. xD

  2. MILTONKAPLANIDIS says:

    @TrustMeImWeird I …
    @TrustMeImWeird I do not like the new videos, they lost something in them which made me like them.

  3. Ellis01234567890 says:

    Ray’s balls remind …
    Ray’s balls remind me of Mr Papi.

  4. deidara0430 says:

    @TheGearOfWar303 …
    @TheGearOfWar303 yea i like the guy and everything but why the does he have to emphasize so much on his balls? and why not mention any other size…? lol i dont care i just want to knock him down a couple of pegs.. personally i think people who boast about their genitalia size are annoying as hell… i love the song, dont get me wrong, but hes annoying lol

  5. TheGearOfWar303 says:

    @deidara0430 …
    @deidara0430 Exactly right haha.

  6. DjJadeMoon13 says:

    Awww thanks Ray! It …
    Awww thanks Ray! It was uploaded two days after my 13th b-day!! Lol I feel loved :3 (even though i know he didn’t do it for me) :3

  7. JJMockingjay says:

    oh my girl soooo …
    oh my girl soooo gonna see mine cuz dis song xD

  8. Boots5677 says:

    u ant seeing MY …
    u ant seeing MY balls!

  9. TrustMeImWeird says:

    Still my favorite. …
    Still my favorite. The new one sucks though. (B00ty Store) Kinda offended.

  10. Vivaswaq says:

    @rfar21 Not really.
    @rfar21 Not really.

  11. rfar21 says:

    quite a change from …
    quite a change from this video to the newest one :O

  12. thepokemon101fan says:

    DONT READ THIS …
    DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE ItWORK

  13. Hamsasin says:


    Lolioloololoooolloooooololo

  14. deidara0430 says:

    big balls small dick
    big balls small dick

  15. chales1967 says:

    @rexevans100 …
    @rexevans100 terible gramar

  16. pizzaboy393 says:

    This is my favorite …
    This is my favorite out all

  17. anton3na says:

    y is this one the …
    y is this one the best yourfavouritemartian??

  18. rexevans100 says:

    My balls is bigger. …
    My balls is bigger…

  19. xxproimage says:

    the original
    the original

  20. Sinfuldelight says:

    THIS IS TERRIBLY …
    THIS IS TERRIBLY HILARIOUS!

  21. RCFalcon18 says:

    @PainEpel o thats …
    @PainEpel o thats good tru

  22. GotMilk1452x says:

    r big
    r big

  23. GotMilk1452x says:

    my balls
    my balls

  24. SuperSanderHD says:

    I HAVE A PARODY OF …
    I HAVE A PARODY OF THIS SONG!

  25. PainEpel says:

    @RCFalcon18 he’s a …
    @RCFalcon18 he’s a boy :) guess ‘my balls’ will be his first words, huh… :P

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